Mooping

Mooping is a demon sucking farts from the hosts ass for a whole year through a small bendy straw.

"I've been saving a years worth of farts for my mooping"

by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

mooning

thinking of someone you are in love with

"are you still mooning over your man?"

by p12etty July 20, 2008

mooning-kick

~ mooning-kick

The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.

Alexander: You got mooned yesterdag, didn't you?
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.

by MoLetalis March 26, 2010

mooing

To press a dick on your throat and Moo while doing that the vibration from your thoat makes him cum

God man April mooing me so good last night the vibration had me cumming until it was dripping off her neck

by lina7001 December 2, 2014

Mooseing

Having anal sex with a girl placing your hands on her hips and slowly raising them to head height in the shape of antlers impersonating a moose with out her seeing what you are doing.

Im mooseing that girl tonight

by fraggletron January 7, 2012

mousing

the act of a creeper hovering, clicking, or scrolling on inappropriate appendages of a woman's picture online

Grant was mousing Olivia by clicking on her chest as he was looking through her Facebook pictures.

by kreeper4life May 20, 2009