Mongoose Bomb

Like a Jager Bomb, but with Grey Goose Vodka.

You have Monster energy drinks, the green one, pour an adequate amount of grey goose into it, stir and drink.

These Mongoose Bombs have got me drunk as fuck!

by Stace Face October 4, 2009

moongoon

Avionics engineer. No one can else can understand how radios work.

How do these electrons jump off wires? Bloody Moongoon shit.

by Smeg January 12, 2004

sexy mongoose

a hot body but beat ass face

id fuck that sexy mongoose as long as a papper bags over her head

by Evan December 5, 2003

Mongoose hunter

A man who goes out hunting for trouser snakes after getting mongoosed or so drunk they cant see or change sexual preferance.

I got so hammered last night, turned into a mongoose hunter and woke up with a guy named Carl.

by Erm Kahoff February 12, 2010

Mongoose

One goose
Two goose
Red goose
Mongoose

Nate ~ If MONgoose is one, what is two goose?

by Mega Mango Wango June 26, 2018

wash the mongoose

male masturbation

When you girlfriend lives 240 miles away, you tend to wash the mongoose frequently.

by $@lly !$ c00l September 28, 2008

mongoose

A mongoose is (A FART) the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus in the digestive tract of mammals expelled from the rectum (SHOT OUT YOUR ASS, OR SOME ELSE'S ASS). It is more commonly known as 'farting', 'passing gas', or 'breaking wind'. Flatus (THE FART) is expelled under pressure through the anus (THE ASSHOLE), whereby, as a result of the voluntary (PUSHING IT OUT) or involuntary (WHOOPS, SLIPPED OUT) tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs. Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound (LOUD OR LOUDER), but gas can also be passed quietly (SBD, SILENT BUT DEADLY)). The olfactory components (STINK) of flatulence include skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds (NASTY ASS SMELLS). The non-odorous gases are mainly nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes). Odors result from trace amounts of other components (often containing sulfur compounds)(ROTTEN EGG SMELL).

Q. "What is that smell?"
A. "Mongoose"

Q. "Did you let a mongoose escape?"
A. "Sorry"

by Rainyadair November 27, 2007