Montero

A very smart person with sexual body features

You made a 100% on the test you are very montero

by unsitedmagic May 4, 2015

war mongering

Selling a war to an unsuspecting public.
The seller, often a chickenhawk could be anyone with influence, such as an elected official or a talk radio blowhard, who paints the best possible picture of war, ignores the negative aspects of war, and warns of dire consequences of not going to war. Often war mongering hides behind patriotism and the loyalty of troops to deflect criticism.

By mentioning mushroom clouds, Shrub was war mongering, selling Americans a war by using fear tactics.

The war mongering Rush Limpbag said anyone against going to war was not supporting the troops.

by Joe E. King April 12, 2008

cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock

That girl is such a cock monger.

by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

menzerish

To have a yard full of junk, or the apperance of a yard containg multiple cars that don't run and are not ever going to again.

Its starting to look a little to menzerish around here, you should haul that stuff off.

by Hot Rod October 22, 2004

Mozzerella Stick

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands

Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"

by Jeff hamond May 6, 2015

Monterey Rub

Simultaneously fingerbanging two women.
Also known as Nantucket Rigging or Clam-gunning.

I Monterey Rubbed Joyce and Brenda at the movie theater while the previews played.
I Nantucket Rigged Felicia and Naomi in stirrupped beds while watching Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Maria and Phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an AMC Gremlin in-line six engine.

by norm the plum December 1, 2015

jiz monger

A proper twat or just a right thunder cunt.

He acted like a right jiz monger last night.

by Ivorbiggen September 19, 2015