monkeyfoot

One who packs a bowl while holding the bowl with his/her feet. n.

Mariel is such a monkeyfoot; she always holds the bowl with her feet.

by Dreezy_bluntz November 15, 2012

monkeydoodle

people who look like monkeys with poodle with hair.

Last year in english class, amy would annoy the crap out of everyone in our english class and me and brittany gave her the name monkeydoodle.

by john jacob heimer shmidt November 29, 2009

monkeyexpress

groupie

i hate you monkey

by deja vu July 31, 2003

Monkeybooty

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!

me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."

by Melbel801 November 22, 2011

monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!

by The Ruffio February 16, 2007

monkeypoo

"Monkeypoo" is a synonym for "apeshit". It appears in certain books by Terry Pratchet.

It is NOT used in the presence of a wizard who was turned into an orang-utang in a magical accident because said orang-utang hates to hear the word "monkey" and WILL go apeshit.

"Whatever you do, don't call him a monkey, or he'll go monkeypoo on you."
(Before entering the presence of said ape.)

by Jim Wade July 28, 2011

monkeyexpress

Annoying teeny bopper.

stfu monkeyexpress..
stop spamming the mic monkeyexpress

by Hi April 2, 2003