monkeyrooster

My bitch.

Get out the KY you dirty little skank monkeyrooster.

by Jungle April 21, 2004

monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.

bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

monkeyrooster

someone who is fool hardy and acts without thinking

I'm not marrying her, I've only known her two weeks and I aint no monkeyrooster

by J2R April 20, 2004

monkeyrooster

an impulsive creature with many same sex admirers.
Mating ritual of the admirer is to imitate the monkeyrooster, until the mammal is weak and easily intruded.

<monkeyr00ster> i hate you
<monkeyrooster> *rolls over and presents*

by Chillinmink April 20, 2004

monkeyrooster

a negligent mother hatching her only little brood of insolent social maniacs.

we arched our necks around the metal wreckage of twenty or more salvage cars in the drive way, observing three of the dirty little spawn playing with broken glass and falling out of trees.

by mercedes April 23, 2004

monkeyfoot

One who packs a bowl while holding the bowl with his/her feet. n.

Mariel is such a monkeyfoot; she always holds the bowl with her feet.

by Dreezy_bluntz November 15, 2012

Monkeypox

A homosexual male who coughs, sneezes or serves the majority heterosexual public.

I saw Monkeypox on CNN.

by LDR_makes_me_vomit July 28, 2022