MonkeyPants

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.

You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???

by Your new boss July 22, 2004

Moneymaker

A lucky fuck who always draws a flush on the river...this son of a bitch packs a pair of horseshoes up his ass that always guarantees him that outside flush!

Sanchez you piece of shit, you pulled an ace high flush on the river again...you're such a fuckin moneymaker!

by Mike Sander March 17, 2004

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

monkey man

tom carroll

Tom carroll is a goddam monkey man

by mark jones August 5, 2003

monkeymuncher

When tribal men seen whites walk into the forest to watch monkeys they called them monkeymunchers because they couldent pronounce the word monkey-watchers

'OMFG another monkeymuncher!!!!'

by Dan July 19, 2004

monkeymunch

(n) (1) A male homosexual, esp. one who engages in oral sex. (2) A girl or woman who engages in oral sex with a boy or man.

I went to see that monkeymunch dean in judicial affairs last October.

by J.M. Sweet February 22, 2004

MonkeyCone

Head of a baboon and a body of a cone. See Gorman

Mike Gorman is such a monkeycone

by Joe November 11, 2004