monkeism

A religion in which a person sides with monke

Monkeism:ape together strong forever

by Master humbinder November 8, 2020

Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.

"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"

by Rory Scott WIlson August 25, 2008

Arctic Monkeys

A group of five legends being five legends.

Person 1: I love Arctic Monkeys so much
Person 2: No way same

Person 1: Come give me a sloppy kiss then matey

by lanas.cherry June 6, 2023

monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003

the monkeys

a STD

Eww bitch get away from me, your burnin.

by Tiffany November 9, 2003

flying ninja monkeys

The ultimate power in the universe known to man. Superior to anything else used for combat, including people and devices.

Don't piss Corby off or he'll send his Flying Ninja Monkeys after you!

by V-Man December 14, 2004

shaving the monkeys forehead

A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.

immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead

by luke110381 February 4, 2008