monkeymunch

(n) (1) A male homosexual, esp. one who engages in oral sex. (2) A girl or woman who engages in oral sex with a boy or man.

I went to see that monkeymunch dean in judicial affairs last October.

by J.M. Sweet February 22, 2004

monkeyman

A monkeyman is a sweet adoable boyfriend with sexy tufts of chest hair, and who admits to being a monkeyman just to be cute for his girlfriend. A monkeyman also likes to cuddle and wrap himself againt his girlfirend to keep her warm with his monkeyness. A monkeyman is the best lover in the universe and will tell you to shut up and get on his horse whenever he feels like monkeying around.

I just love your monkeyness!" "You're such a monkeyman!

by Label'sGirl September 23, 2010

monkeymongmashed

knackerfaced;shitfaced;drunkus mulunkus;headfucked;cunted;
not just mashed, beyond mongmashed.

I can't believe I shagged all those russian dockers last night, I was so monkeymongmashed.

by Lord Crinkle November 23, 2003

monkeymail

Cheryl's new found method of communication. An email that is written by someone, and spoken by a talking monkey, in the form of an email.

Hey dude, I just sent you monkeymail. Have you gotten it yet?

by mabulok December 14, 2008

monkeyman1610

Monkeyman1610 is friends with @0fficial._camp.max which means he is automatically cool!!

Girl:Omg no way its Monkeyman1610 i wish i could be cool and be bestfriends with @0fficial._camp.max hes so lucky!😢”

by ProdGuy September 6, 2021

monkeyman1610

A guy who is bestfriends with a legendary person *cough cough*Official._camp.max”

Gurl:Woah no way its @0fficial._camp.max and monkeyman1610 they make such a good duo!!”

by ProdGuy September 6, 2021

MonkeyMan2000

He is a legend, a pro, a chad, a monkey leader.

Hey, are you that guy from the giga chad yba gang called "Furry slayer"?! Isn't your name MonkeyMan2000?

Indeed mayt.

by D30 December 3, 2021