Hall monitor

Someone who watches the halls at all times at your school. They will give you looks. They will break your bones

Person 1 oh no its the HALL MONITOR
person 2 get over it shes nice
Person 1 havent you heard she broke someones arm

by Tjfcm1781o January 16, 2020

Monitor the Ocie

Crowd the Donna derives its slang origins from this mysterious term, whose use is attributed to the "Human Dictionary of Slang", Doc Dauber, a mysterious figure who floated through various social circles in affluent New York neighborhoods in the 1920s.

The word "Ocie" itself has no known definition and vague origins, though some believe it to be an acronym

I'd like to monitor his ocie.

I'd love to, but I have to monitor my ocie tonight.

by Chadwick Busby February 2, 2004

Butt Monitor

A bouncer at a gay nightclub.

Wow, that butt monitor was really hard on us last night.

by Pterodactyl pornography May 3, 2017

KEYSTROKE MONITOR

Definition 1: Stroking your girlfriend or wife's bottom gently with or without clothes on to send her to sleep so she stops talking. Then you look and monitor to see if its working.

Definition 2: Something IT and security guys/girls, neighbors, google, yahoo, MS and others do to either:

To check what your up to and use it against you at some point OR use it in a positive way for password recognition patterns to protect you.

Sometimes a keyboard dongle may be unobtrusively inserted between the keyboard and computer to capture all keystrokes including power-on passwords or sometimes they do this by the back-door method via email text or an image, video or CD gift. Phreaking can now also capture keystrokes from text.

Definition 1: She's talking too much and I've had a hard day at the office so I think I'll use my "keystroke monitor" tactic to shut her up for 5 minutes.

Definition 2: The telecommunications guy should have worked for NEWS OF THE WORLD to invoke KEYSTROKE MONITORING on my computer. Gosh he gave me a CD and often sends me videos or tells me to check out a link. Sneaky sneaky!

by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011

Hall Monitors

The lovable guy in the office whose lack of diligence is overlooked because he's so darn nice

When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

monitoring

from an urban point of view it concerns a smartly monitored city /governed, orchestrated, urbanized, built and environmentally protected/ to use it's urban energy to generate a synergy characterized solutions.

...there is a business initiative to sell tickets for a pop-star concert somewhere in the city. But the Municipality, with the help of the organizers of the concert, procures a place/places for an advanced meeting of the interested population with the songs and images of the stars, with a dance areas, some drinks and foods, appropriated public transport, adds - all these logistics well monitored, totally free of charges for the participating public. In result, two weeks later all the tickets are sold, the fan-society of the stars has enjoyed an unforgettable moments and everybodyis happy! The Municipality governments strengthen once again its logistics in urban monitoring to synergize the urban energy of its citizens!

by sociosphere November 27, 2013

monitor strat

A gaming tactic where one member of the team turns off his/her computer monitor while the remaining teammates eliminate themselves from the game and direct the 'blind' man to victory.

monitor strat is the best way to own noobs.

by esbézé December 11, 2008