Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!
While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!
by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017
Get the Mongolian War Hammers mug.People that carry your penis while you're walking. The penis drapes nicely over the shoulder onto the chest of the carrier while the penis is cupped by the hand and the forearm for maximum stability.
"Mongolitars have always walked the land with a penis, on their shoulder, fastened by their hand." - Unknown
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A cocktail made by mixing the traditional Mongolian drink airag (fermented horse milk) with the traditional Chinese spirit baiju (rice wine). Inspired by the White Russian.
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Get the Mongoloid Village mug.This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003
Get the Mongolian Cluster Fuck mug.A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place
It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.
It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.
1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.
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2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.
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2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.
by OB1kanobie March 29, 2011
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