Kalua Munging

1) Where you use the Kalua style way of cooking.
2) You kill and bury a fresh female corpse.
3) After a week of cooking you dig up your victim.
4) Proceed to fuck your fresh and warm Kalua Bitch.
5) After cumming inside of your Kalua Corpse you now have the optionof Munging the corpse.
6) After munging your victim you eat and enjoy the delicious dinner of a Kalua Bitch!!

Richie: So me and the wife went to Hawaii for vacation!
Joe: Really did you enjoy some of the fabulous Kalua Munging dinners they make!
Richie: Yeah, we had a Kalua Bitch, it was amazing!
Joe: Awesome!!!!!!

by Sid87Smith October 1, 2011

Free-minging

When a woman gets around with no underwear on. Going commando.

Person A. Jenny was wearing no nickers.

Person B. Oh she was free-minging.

by Big Quercus December 23, 2019

Minging

when you are so drunk you do not know what you are doing

Me and my mate got absolutely minging last night

by Josh H** February 8, 2008

Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.

Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'

by pringleslid March 25, 2004

minging

Bad, distasteful, unpleasant

That dog's breath mings, it does.

by Dumb Bruntette December 27, 2002

minging

Something that is very disgusting(1) or someone who is very, very drunk(2)

(1) the puke on that cash machine is Minging

(2)he was so minging last night

by Bubbles October 3, 2003

minging

someone who is unattractive and well, ugly

Is Katie's boyfriend fit?
no! he is totally minging!

by $cha-ching$ September 15, 2003