Mona Lisa cleavage

Showing a minuscule amount of cleavage; anything less than an inch.

Jane promised to show us her boobs, but all we got was some Mona Lisa cleavage.

by DrPoodle August 14, 2009

mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"

by mark101 June 12, 2008

mona lisa

A painting in the Louvre.

Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.

by Bladebond March 5, 2007

Mona Lisa's remorse

The feeling of a strong connection or bond between yourself and a piece of artwork.

How did the art deal go?
It didn't the guy had Mona Lisa's remorse.

Often art investors will refuse to sell a piece of art due to a personal attachment regardless of the profit from the sale.

by Lyon tamer February 24, 2015

Mona Lisa

A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.

"Hey can you pack a Mona Lisa"

by KosherSalt12 November 9, 2021

Mona lisa

- A down and badass honey who will seduce wealthy gullible guys into a one night stand or relationship to set em up and further the con

- Honey pot set up

I had one of my Mona Lisa’s look into that big shot

Trickin’ Ass buster gonna get a Mona Lisa

by Mamo January 29, 2019

Mona High School

Mona High School is known to be one of the most ghetto schools in jamaica, the girls are beautiful at this school but have no good personality. they are all fake, and just have absolutely nothing about them. the boys at this school look absolutely nothing about them, they all look disgusting u would never find a cute attractive looking boy there because they all look like dogsh*t. a lot of fights happen over there ova man, children get pregnant very young. a lot of bun is given at the school as well. the boys and girls there are disgusting creatures.

would not recommend to go to this school at all

boy 1: “hey look at that Mona High School girl over there”

boy 2:“i see her let’s run away now”

by real ting January 3, 2023