Miped

The past tense of receiving an mip.

Getting caught and charged with possession of alcohol.

Zach and Will got MIPed over spring break.

Dude, if you go to that party you’re going to get miped.

by T1923 November 3, 2019

mispe

Contraction of “mis pelotas” meaning my balls.
Latino slang for “deez nuts”

Hey Karla, do you know mispe?

by MrNastyShrimp April 14, 2020

Missed opportunity

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them

Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity

by mrphil January 13, 2021

Missed The Boat

To not take advantage of something in time.

When Jerry turned down the promotion, he soon discovered that he really missed the boat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021

Misreddit

When a person totally misses the point of a post, or some other text communication, because they applied or assigned the incorrect context to that text based on their own strong personal or political bias.

OMG! These two numb-nuts in the forums randomly started a ridiculous flame war over my post because they both totally misreddit. It became a Boomer vs Gen-Z thing for no reason.

My mom was all pissed at me the other day because I texted, “Have a good day”. She totally misreddit and thought I was being sarcastic because she was in a shit mood.

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Gen-missed

Adjective meaning presenting as a gender other than ones gender identity or acting inauthentic in gender presentation

You can act real cis and totally gen-missed - from my transing of safety dance on Twitter

by Arithrianos May 8, 2022

covid missed one

Something you say or yell at or about some nimrod whose existence in the universe is a net counterproductive event.

As I drove past this nimrod who was on his cellphone in the left lane of Interstate 25, driving ten miles below the speed limit, I shook my head and muttered "covid missed one."

by BadDogSprocket September 10, 2022