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end-of-the-millenium bullshit

the wave of excessive bullshit that dominated everything during the fucking PC 90s, especially the second half. In 1993, ABC TV aired a special on angels, chiefly because New Age freaks decided that they believed in them. It gave "details" of supposed "encounters" with angels by people who wanted to make some easy money and their Warholian famous 15 minutes. Soon after that "prophecy" shows appeared on TV to fool the gullible and uninformed, and using superstitions, misread readings, scientifically unsound theories and outright lies. The angel fad didn't abate, CBS put out "Touched by an Angel" to feed the heat-of-the-moment sentiments, the up-to-that-point good country band Alabama put out the trend-chasing crap song "Angels Among Us", and angel pins and other angel-themed merchandise was sold. Cha-ching!. In 1996 Comet Hyakutake graced our skies with a spectacular showing. After that it happened again with the wonderful Comet Hale-Bopp. Many cults and sects appeared out from under the woodpile, and many people commited suicide en masse, particularly in the Order of the Solar Temple, Heaven's Gate and more. When the aforementioned comets came close to the Earth, much doom-saying was made and ignorance was rampant. One particular cult picked up it's tents and settled outside the city of Jerusalem to await the arrival of Jesus Christ. The comets gave an impetus for Hollywood to make some real crappy disaster-from-the-skies movies. Simply put, Jesus Christ didn't return (He will when He's ready to, not before and not when we predict it), and the universe kept on rolling.
TV, movies, the Internet, other forms of communication, clothing styles, music, culture, religion, and much more were affected by the trends of all the end-of-the-millenium bullshit that came out in the last decade of the 20th century. OK, Prince said "they say two thousand-zero-zero party over oops, out of time. So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999". But why did so many people have to take it all so literally? As we well know, it's 2007 and we're still here, for all it's worth. The end ain't gonna come until it's time for it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007
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Millenial Humour

Something that is weird and surreal, sometimes also meaningless
"Wow, millenial humour is so weird"
"It appeals to the male fantasy"
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Millennitard

An individual born between 1982-2004, classed as a millennial - but is a bit inept and therefore can be considered a "retard" - this word is the two combined into one.
Oi look at that idiot, can't even tie a shoelace, what a millennitard.
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Mullenish

A stalker who has an unnatural obsession with the victim. Avoids face to face confrontation, but will blow up your Social media, phone, ect.
Will is very mullenish; he won't stop texting me! Its unnatural.
by awkotaco1905 November 29, 2013
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millennihilism

A term for the gallows humor that millennials (or “gen Zers”) indulge in to cope with the situations of our overheating planet, dim political future, crushing economy, and the ever present avaccado toast problem.
Person 1: hahaha LOL I wanna die!

Person 2: jump out the window!

Person 1: But I want options....
Person 2: There’s bleach in the sink and a rope in the closet!

Persons 1&2, together: Millennihilism!
by YEETYOOT_TØP_HP_HoO&PJO June 7, 2019
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Mullenial

An extremely privileged individual with unusually pale skin that spouts unsolicited and uneducated feedback on any and every subject that is brought up.
I turned on the Hawkeye football game and one minute into the first quarter this albino kept saying they “sucked”. I just looked at him, shook my head, and said what a Mullenial
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Millenniumistic

Detective Bob Giebelhouse in the television series coined the phrase. It refers to something which is disturbingly portentous, foreboding, a crime with undertones referring possibly to a coming apocalypse, or evidence of it. 1.Something "Frank Black" would investigate.
2.Something the "Millennium Group" would be interested in.
3.A crime which seems to have overtones of the occult, or the apocalypse.
"This case seems Millenniumistic."
by sternwise September 30, 2006
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