microwave

a device that uses magic power to heat food up. they often make a beeping noise when they are finished working there magic

I though i had a well bred microwave , then it goes and uses lanuage like that. how rude!

by afi_al January 19, 2006

Microwave shuffle

A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.

I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.

by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009

Microwave Hungry

A way to describe how hungry and lazy you are since the maximum effort you are willing to put into a meal is nuking something in the microwave. Time limit of cooking shouldn't exceed 3-4 minutes; the usual time it takes to cook a frozen meal.

I was really hungry after class but I didn't feel like cooking anything when I got home so I ended up eating a hot pocket. I guess I was only microwave hungry.

by KeenSight September 22, 2011

microwave noise

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*beep*
*beep* *beep*
Also a meme

Microwave Makeing microwave noisesHmmmmmmmmmm * beep*

Bob oh my popcorns done

by Nooblegend2769 May 7, 2020

microwaved chad

It is like a chad but microwaved. This can be used as an insult

You look like a microwaved chad.

by Almondsssss August 4, 2021

American Microwave

Farting in the presence of other people inside a car with all the windows rolled up and the heater on. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven that requires the farter and someone else underneath a blanket.

Scenerio: Driving down the freeway on a cold winter day.
Comment: "Eww Josh! It stinks in here!"
Reply: "Yes, I just created an American Microwave."

by Joshua Tad November 22, 2007

Japanese Microwave

To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven

Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.

by MasterFish April 25, 2013