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microcynophilia

A devastating psychological disease in which the sufferer mistakes the likes of chihuahuas and dachshunds for actual dogs. In severe cases, the sufferer may even prefer the company of such animals. Female microcyniphiles may even carry them around in their purses.

If a person prefers dogs whose life expectancy is higher than their weight, than he or she may be suffering from microcynophilia.

The best treatment for micrcynophilia is a nice large dog, such as a golden retriever, great Dane, or St. Bernard.
I broke up with my girlfriend after I saw her carrying a teacup chihuahua in her purse; she never told me she had microcynophilia.
by sambarnes February 28, 2008
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humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance
I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....
by robswifey90 November 27, 2006
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The Microphone

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012
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microcock

Very, very small (micro) penis.
With so much pubic hair, it was impossible to even see Joe's microcock. You'd need a microscope to find it.
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.
U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.
by the shoegazer October 20, 2010
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microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.
I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.
by broncogunner August 21, 2008
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Microdong

An extremely small penis, possibly the smallest size of penis there is
William was sucking dick for crack money when he noticed Jordans MicroDong.
by Hornyvonhormmiester October 8, 2014
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