Mickey Mousing

Bay area slang
See Also: Mickey Mouse Hoes

1. When you pick up on a girl and you try to fuck or you ask her to do somthing either sexually or somthing such as hold my weed while i drive im on probation and they dont want to because they are scared thats called Mickey Mousing just basically being a square ass bitch not being cool and down, people who are like this are refferd to as Mickey Mouse Hoes

2.when somone is being a quote fag
or a square

being really pg and shit

not really down
being a little scaredy ass pussy

3. also when a girl talks about how shes a freak and she'll fuck the shit outta you and rock your world but shes just frontin thats refferd to as mickey mousin
frontin means she says shes about it but she really isnt.. she talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk

1. Breh i picked up this one girl right, she was lookin fine as fuck, and i took her out and shit right, took her back to my place and the bitch was mickey mousin, wouldnt even let me take her pants off nd shit, she really wasnt down to fuck just down to have me spend all my money on her broke ass

2. Guy #1 aye lets go hit a store and steal a couple things
Guy #2 nah i cant get caught up
Guy #1 niggah you hella mickey mousing
stop being a fuckn skware breh

by omar, i use this word alot July 8, 2009

mickey mouse club

in reference to something that is childish or immature.

I was tired of her mickey mouse club games, so i dumped her.

Grow up, this isnt mickey mouse club.

by wagnebw October 19, 2005

Mickey Mouse Ring

Mickey Mouse Ring is something LeFraud James owns

LeFraud James earns Mickey Mouse rings because he paid off Adam silver and gets carried by AD, Ray Allen , D Wade and Kyrie

by Lemickeycantwinrealrings March 9, 2021

mickey mouse porn

When someone is actually bored enough to search up mini mouse giving head to mickey.

My parents caught me watching mickey mouse porn last night and even worse- jacking off to it.

by mkayiluvucookie October 11, 2009

mickey mouse bullshit

1)when you get bullshit information at your job and no one cares that you work for weeks with no weekend to see your family.

2)menial task that are passd on to you to make your chain of command feel like they know how to run a unit.

man we got passed bad word again and i have to go to the field over the weekend for the 3 time this month, this shit is mickey mouse as fuck.

Why is the unit always pulling this mickey mouse bullshit

by fuckthisshitmyspaceniggas August 9, 2012

mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.

Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.

by drzygote June 21, 2007

Mickey mouse slaughterhouse

An altered version of mickey mouse club house, now rated x.

Sam: Yo man lets watch mickey mouse clubhouse!
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.

by Komoris May 1, 2021