Miscellaneous Arseholerly.

Random acts of Nonsense committed by arseholes

Me: "Look at those idiots"
Mate: "I know, what Miscellaneous Arseholerly."

by jumbodunk October 10, 2011

Michelangelo's Canvas

A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.

Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.

by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Born in 1977 New York City, started acting at age 4, stared in Buffy in 1997 EXTREAMMLY CUTE and a great actress. She is the wife of Freddie Prinze Jr. who is the luckiest man alive.

I am in love with Sarah Michelle Gellar
I wish I had a chance with Sarah Michelle Gellar
whoever dosn't love Sarah Michelle Gellar shall have something bad happen to them.......yah!

by P Broz July 3, 2006

Michelle Williams

Singer and actress best known for joining Destiny's Child in 2000.

Vocal ability wise, she was really the #2 chick in the group.

Criminally underrated.

Slayed the gospel charts in 2002 and 2004 then the dance charts in 2008 but is yet to crossover and dominate the mainstream.

Released 3 solo albums thus far, 2 gospel (Heart to Yours, Do You Know) and one pop (Unexpected).

Best known solo recordings include "We Break the Dawn", "The Greatest", "Heard a Word", "Do You Know" and "Hello Heartbreak"

1: Michelle Williams
2: Who?
1: You know the one from Destiny's Child?
2: Beyonce?
1: No...
2: Kelly?
1: No...
2: Oh, the other one
1: ¬_¬

by Slaynitra December 28, 2011

Michelle Branch

She be hot.

by Mmmm June 18, 2003

Michelin baby

An extremely fat baby, usually with multiple rolls on every limb. Resembles the Michelin Tire Man and the giant marshmallow from Ghost Busters.

Did you see those old pictures of Rosie O'Donnel? She was such a Michelin baby!

by justsabz February 3, 2008

Micaela

Her name means Gift From God.

She is exactly that.

Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)

and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!

person 1 - "woah"

person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"

person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"

by meeeeee!!!22 August 23, 2010