Marmite Flower

Yet another slang term for the anus.
Owing to the fact that the anal sphincter looks somewhat like a flower covered in Marmite.

Man, I would rather sniff your Marmite Flower than listen to another Nickelback song.

by Scarecrow.Breaks June 18, 2009

Merrit

she has the most gorgeous eyes and body all the boys will be all over her in her teen years. She will have a passion for reading, and others will doubt her.

“Dude have u seen Merrit, She’s so fucking hot today”

by susie6901 February 20, 2021

marmite rimming

The placing of Marmite in the bum crack, and then rimming the arse hole. Being Marmite, you either 'love it or you hate it'.

Person 1 - "Me girlfriend was marmite rimming me last night"
Person 2 - "You either love it or you hate it!"

by steve152543 April 30, 2009

marauder of the marmite motorway

A derogatory term for a homosexual male

Julian Clary

by postie April 6, 2004

Merminge

Term used to describe a vagina that becomes exceedingly wet during intercourse. Word derived from the belief that the lady in question is half mermaid.

If I'd known I was going to be facing a merminge I would've brought a pair of water wings and goggles with me...

by Charmingly Shallow April 14, 2008

Merritt Parkway

CT Route 15 - is a busy scenic route named after U.S. Congressman Schuyler Merritt, who was instrumental in enacting legislation allowing the parkway to be built. A.K.A. The Merritt, The MP, The Parkway. It is in Fairfield County, Connecticut and is one of the oldest parkways in the United States. It starts in Greenwich, CT at the CT/NY state line and technically ends on Igor I. Sikorsky Memorial Bridge (Sikorsky Bridge) at the Startford/Milford line but people in New Haven county still call it the Merritt even though it's called the Wilbur Cross Parkway in New Haven County. The MP has continues its exits numbers from New York. The MP also has no lights and it is a narrow two lanes that becomes more narrow and curvier further south in the county. The parkway does not allow commercial vehicles unless they are CT DOT construction trucks doing construction or gasoline truck refueling the Mobil rest stops. The MP It runs parallel to I-95, you can connect to it by US Rt 7 in Norwalk or by CT Route 8 and 25 in Trumbull. The highway has custom made bridges for each overpass (besides RT 8/25). The old Trumbull railroad line Bridge is still over the highway (between exits 49 & 51N going north/ 49N-48 going south). The parkway also has many tree related deaths because of crashes into trees or tree branches falling cars.

Also many animals like raccoons, deer, skunks, opossums die of being hit. The MP is suppose to be a pretty view but the parkway has a lot of weeds and ivy and money issues with the state prevents grass cutting.

Lets take the Merritt Parkway 95 has traffic.

To me Route 8 in Trumbull/ Shelton looks better it is greener the trees are further away from the road same with Rt 15 in New Haven County. Merritt has many weeds and tree deaths these roadways are just as nice but has less

by InCTB August 2, 2011

Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.

Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011