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meef

A shortening of “minced meat”. It is most commonly used by British people whilst cooking or referring to minced meat.
“BAM! Inside your pocket, is 500mg of meef!”
by just@krim November 12, 2025
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Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.
“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024
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Meef

Better know as “mason moniz”. From the discreet town of Cumberland Rhode Island. Mason grew up here for 10 years until he got his name “meef”. He liked the name meef and he basically took it away from everyone else cuz he’s a fucking beast
Yo meef past the stick bro
Aye meef whats good bro how u been

meef stay chiefing god dammmm
by masedakid September 21, 2020
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Meef

Meef is the blue baby king of the Earth and beyond.

Meef can be seen along with the loobnani legends on Fridays at 8pm ET
Oh my meef!! There's meef along with the Loobnani Legends.
by GullibleOrange May 24, 2022
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meef

A HA my POCKET is full of MEEF!!!
by cymbll June 8, 2025
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Meef

When you need to or have quickly fled the scene of something disturbing, distracting, or downright fucked up
Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house

Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef
by trixnoir July 17, 2020
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meefed

A man queef out of the penis hole
Oh my goodness, I just meefed and it gave me a chubby
by Kovafish April 24, 2018
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