Marmoteer

A member of the elite group of those who appreciate the true essence of marmots and who consequently pwn in their name.

Farge, the great Marmoteer camped and pwned all o j00z, gg no re

by Fasterbater October 3, 2006

Marmalade

A thick jelly-like liquid made from Oranges including the rind, it is usually used on toast or in sandwiches

The Word is Marmalade and it’s spelt M-A-R-M-A-L-A-D-E

by Mark Sabine July 20, 2018

Fart Marmot

When a girl has a hairy asscrack it is considered a fart marmot.

"Holy crap, when she bent over you could see her hairy fart marmot."

by kattih February 9, 2009

Amish marmalade

smegma (male or female, doesn't matter)

I haven't taken a shower for a week, so I got some Amish marmalade happenin' down there.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

marmoolak

A derogatory Persian word to describe Arabs, referring to the term "lizard" from the stereotypical view point of Arabs eating lizards in deserts. The racial hatred began during the Arab Invasion of the Persian Empire, and has been enhanced after the Iran-Iraq War.

Person #1: Did you see that marmoolak eating that nasty creature!?

Person #2: Yeah, they are disgusting people.

by Soccer Fan July 15, 2010

marmite wizard

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.

Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.

by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016

Matthew Marmai

A boy. Looks like a rat. Not very good looking. Sometimes nightmares caused by him. Married to my friend. Thinks he’s awesome but when I’m reality he isn

Sarah: Who’s that kid wearing Gucci
Bob: Must be Matthew Marmai

by Maislin May 28, 2018