manlet

A guy defending/taking side of a dumb third-wave-feminist.

“John is such a manlet. Did you see how he was protesting in a Male privilege rally?.

by HaduWek November 19, 2018

bondage mallet

1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.

2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)

A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?

B - Yup

by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004

Meat Mallet

When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

"That guy I met last night gave me a meat mallet"

by chelsea G July 30, 2006

Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.

I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!

by ohhiteng December 9, 2008

Mapletoe

Pussy juice

I smacked the mapletoe out of Dan's mama last night

by Gangster1011 May 28, 2009

snatch mallet

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.

Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"

by aesgator June 19, 2008

Rubber Mallet

Name for a Fat Black/African women,

Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet

Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout

Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet

by Megaflea February 27, 2011