masterdebating

Being an expert (master) at (debating ). I first heard this phrase in mid-2025 on the telly programme, "South Park" -- specifically in the season 27 ep. 0 episode, titled "I Was Masterdebating Again," where Eric Cartman locked himself in the bathroom and was masterdebating with several college-aged women on his laptop computer whilst sitting on the shitbowl.

{Eric Cartman's mom}: Eric are you alright in there?
{Eric}: Yes I'm fine mom, I'm just in here masterdebating!

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by tee too April 14, 2011

Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by hitbyirony April 14, 2011

mastdebate

A self-debate as to whether or not one should masturbate. Similar to "masterdebate", but it is widely agreed that this version seems to make more sense.

Karen: What's wrong, Jaquan?
Jaquan: I don't know, man. I'm having a mastdebate

by panicatthedisco365 December 12, 2015

Masterbateur

A French wanker

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur

by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019

Masturdebatable

Debatable to masturbate over.

Nick: “Do you like Pokimane?”
Jake: “Eh, she’s masturdebatable.”

by Leave other meet? September 21, 2020