Masturgrate

To masturbate so furiously that the person injures oneself. Mastur refers to masturbate, and grade refers to grating (liked grated cheese).

I jerked off so hard that I hurt my penis. I straight up masturgrated!

by CowboyDebop December 10, 2010

Mastercating

The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.

Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.

by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011

masterbate

guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)

girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)

andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.

by supersimon June 11, 2006

masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.

Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...

by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Masterdate

An update about your masterbation habits

Person 1: i have a masterdate.
Person 2: ok tell me.
Person 1: i went 8 times in a row before getting cockblocked by my uncle.

by MadKnight April 4, 2022

masterbate

getting freaky with oneself.

Hellen masterbated with herself.

by aklaskldfhe November 14, 2006