orange marker

to be in tight with. To know well or have as a friend

you are a great orange marker man

by joe April 29, 2004

the marker screw you effect

A Marker failing a students coursework when the find the screw you effect quoted unnecessary or other smart ass terms.

Student X Coursework: "the results of the experiment may not be valid because of the the screw you effect"
Marker 1: What a douchebag FAIL
Marker 2: Student X clearly has not heard of the marker screw you effect

by angrypsycho May 13, 2010

Permanent Marker

A "cocktail" drink that consists of Jagermeister, Vodka, Tequila and Gin

Do you want to drink a Permanent Marker
No way dude they're fucked

by Poppy Johns February 14, 2021

boggling bowl movement marker

The down marker used during the New Year's Day Boggling Bowl. It is usually carried by a well endowed, surgically enhanced female called the Boggling bowl Queen.

announcer: I thought it was fourth down but according to the boggling bowl movement marker it's only third down. I guess I was a little distracted by the young lady with the enormous assets.

by GORP July 27, 2006

boggling bowl movement marker

A person that leaves drops of urine or streaks of defecation on or around a toilet seat. The mystery of this person is that he or she does not claim their "artwork" and instead leaves it for the next potty-goer to notice.

When I went to the office bathroom, I was alarmed to find that the boggling bowl movement maker had struck again and left a poo streak on the toilet seat for me to sit in.

by Chicken Head June 9, 2004

man marker

Refered to a penis that is used to write on someones face after sex with semen secretions. See mushroom stamp

I signed my name on Jills back with my man marker.

by crank May 4, 2005

Felt Marker

When a gentleman attempts to put it into a female's asshole and it is too flacid to penetrate. The flacid penis resembles that of a felt tipped marker.

Frank attempted to put his felt marker in Gary's asshole, but Frank said, hold on, I have a felt tip marker it is not going in!

by The Crayola Man March 2, 2014