Matronizing

When a woman treats a man with an apparent kindness that betrays a feeling of superiority.

"If you are a good boy, ill make it worth your while!"

"Dont be so matronizing."

by Jessesolo April 19, 2018

dutch matron

a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)

Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)

by your mom's favorite dutchman July 21, 2010

matronize

To manipulate by pretending to be excessively feminine or helpless. A female version of patronize. Used by men, women, and children

I'm just no good at doing laundry. You're so much better at it than I am.

You're so strong. I never could have changed that tire without you.

My arms are too tired to carry the rest of the groceries in without dropping them.

Don't matronize me, you are perfectly capable of doing that.

by Quenyar August 28, 2010

mapson

Consistently failing to achieve basic cleaning tasks such as washing up, usually because of desire to get drunk out of skull before 8pm

Who's done a Mapson?!Craplook at all this mess!

by 16twiceguy March 5, 2009

matronly

When a male boss notices the large chest of a female employee for the first time and is unsure how to comment appropriately.

Used to describe large boobs without sexually harassing an employee

"You look matronly in that dress today."

"You look matronly in that dress when you bend over in front of me."

by SuperFancy November 11, 2014

Macron

Some French guy who rules france and hates Islam

Macron: we will abolish Islam once and for all
Islam extremists: oh yeah well… *flys plane to effiel tower killing macron”

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

magron

An affectionate term used to describe a cute person. Shortened version of magronis

Hey magron, wanna go to buy some new Y-fronts?

by Snigs May 6, 2004