Carlson Handshake

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.

My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!

by juggler61 January 25, 2012

the secret handshake

a one-man band formed by luis dubuc. his music is defined as techno/electro/pop - i define it as heaven to my ears.

the secret handshake is amazing.

by what the hell let this one work June 22, 2008

Honolulu Handshake

The act of a nun swimming underneath someone at the beach and subsequently giving them a handjob, to the immense surprise and delight of the recipient. Although the act is not well known, it is surprisingly commonplace. In fact, the Honolulu Handshake, along with its common variant, the "Pope Grope", is the third most commonly practiced beach activity enjoyed by nuns, preceded only by Guatemalan knife fights and building sand convents. In a 2005 poll, over 78% percent of nuns worldwide confessed to having given a Honolulu Handshake at least once in their nunhood, while the other 22% responded "Honolulu Hand-what?" while smiling and winking mischievously. The Honolulu Handshake has alternatively been referred to as the "Sister Tickle", the "Penguin Peekaboo", the "Miami Heresy", and, somewhat less creatively, the "Surprise Nun Weiner Yank".

Schoolboy 1: "Yeah last weekend we went to the beach during a nun wakeboarding contest."

Schoolboy 2: "Sounds fun. What happened?"

Schoolboy 1: "Well we were swimming and then all I saw was snorkels and veils and, next thing you know, I was up to my Pokemon cards in Honolulu Handshakes!"

Schoolboy 2: "Sick! Who knew nuns were so kinky?"

Schoolboy 1: "You'd better believe it. Let's just say communion wafers weren't the only thing those nuns were gobbling up on Sunday."

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A Honolulu Handshake after a Guatemalan knife fight

by Dane Beaver November 8, 2007

Bachelor Handshake

Grabbing a girls tit, And when she goes to smack you, You give her a Highfive

guy one Dude I grabbed Jessie's tit.
guy two What did she do
guy one Nothing cause I gave her a Bachelor Handshake

by Paul The Llama February 7, 2012

Rawlins handshake

the act of using a prosthetic hand to masturbate either yourself or your partner. Either end can be used.

while my amputee girlfriend was taking a shower, I helped myself to a Rawlins handshake.

by Poe whitrash September 7, 2012

Sussex handshake

To hold a man's penis whilst he uses a urinal and/or shaking it so avoid dripping. Commonly associated with the greater Brighton and Hove area.

I need to text my mate do you mind giving me a Sussex handshake?

by Brightonbaby May 6, 2019

oscoda handshake

When you are drinking around a Bon fire, out of no where your spouse says “I really want to scissor tonight”. Then some random hot girl you didn’t even realize was there drinking with you says “I’m in.” This is found to be a typical greeting in Oscoda Michigan.

We went camping last weekend and sure enough my wife ended up greeting the neighbors with an Oscoda handshake. It was a pleasurable introduction.

by Bartlebee May 5, 2020