Bells Mam

one huge fat ugly heffer only to be seen when using uthenasia or suicide, large quantitys of butter to be consumed by her

yeah what ever bell your mums still fat, she eats all the butter or man she is fat like "bells mam"

by Tomee December 6, 2003

no mam

when someone says Hi I'm a dumb car you just gotta let no mam out

"Can someone build my house please"

"no mam"

"can I buy your pet"

"no mam"

"I will get you coronavirus"

"no mam"

by JaydensRandomDefinitons May 6, 2020

wham bam thank you mam

To fuck a girl, quickly leave, and never talk to that dumb broad again

Guy # 1: You still talking to sally?

Guy # 2: HELL NO! It was just a wham bam thank you mam

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

ya mam

Phrase used as a common insult in schools around the country, also used as a greeting in the non-affulent areas of most towns. In a strong bristolian accent, this is pronounced yer ma.

Oof: Oi chris!
Chris: YERRRRRRRRR MAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Oofers April 26, 2005

ya mam jokes

a joke used to effend some one that inclueds their mum used alot by chaves

ya ma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side e.g a ya mam jokes

by nmmmmmmmmm May 22, 2009

Yes Mam

A phrase used to express your opinion on a matter. Almost like "Yes Cunt" and "No Cunt"
You have to say it in a "sassy" manner. Emphasise the pronunciation. "Yesss MAAAM"
Can be used oppositely as well. Eg,
Person: "We should start eating healthier"
Me: "No Mam"

Georgie: Do you want a bong?
Me: Yes Mam

Me: Wanna have a dart?
Georgie: Yes mam

by cp3hoe April 14, 2017

ya mam

when u are havin sex shout out ya mam and your girlfriend or boyfriend will leave you and everyones a winner. Nick sharman is gay oh yeah and toddy

ahhh ahhh harder ya mam

by ben February 7, 2005