Majoras Task

To have dirty sex with a mask on, preferably carried out by video game nerds.

Phillip: I just had sex with Maria
Joe: How?!
Phillip: We did Majoras Task!
Joe: So she DIDN'T see your face?!

by Kadzi October 30, 2013

dorkus malorkus

someone who did or said somthing to make them look REALLY stupid.

Bob:I am going to the computer store cause they have an awesome grade a gumball machine.

Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus

by Ben Szafoni September 30, 2005

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.

I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

Majorally

Majorally describes a large proportion of the given subject:

'Majorally' is to 'major', what 'massively' is to 'massive'.

You are majorally wrong my dear drug crazed monkey companion.

by John Longbottom April 15, 2004

malory

a fierce, 100%canibal; one who enjoys eating, breathing, and talking about people. though she has a quite goofy side, malory is constantly, canibal(ing).

" gee bud, youre acting like a malory! "

by alisa rios January 24, 2008

Mayoral

William Mayoral's last name, monkey looking being who spends his time caved in his room till this day reading definitions on www.urbandictionary.com

My last name is Mayoral...

Man that Mayoral person has no life.

by William Mayoral March 20, 2005