mojito madman

A drunk that lives in the forest.

Remember how good you thought your cousin was doing? Well, he picked up the bottle and now he's a mojito madman again.

by Vincent Greene March 14, 2010

madman orchestra

Excellent rap/rock band lead by a very talented young rapper named "Homie Smiles". They reside in Newfoundland, Canada.

Madman Orchestra are raw and original.

by boomer2 May 16, 2004

Male Madame

male prostitute pimp as depicted in
"Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigolo"

"Now I will become your Male Madame and you are my man whore!"

by Daniel November 29, 2003

Madamasselle

Madamasselle, is a stupid dumb ass, and has no real definition for anything.
I live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays Ever Quest all day. He sometimes posts on Urban Dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick japanamation shit. This man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had sex except once when he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle. True story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the coke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
In short Madamassele, eat shit and die you fuck!
Your neighbor Chris.

Madamasselle:/ Dang, playing Ever Quest and posting on Urban Dictionary got me really horney. I'm going to have some uber fun having sex with this coke bottle and looking at japanamation on my favorite web site.
Oh hourse-willies I'm stuck again!

by anonymous September 20, 2004

madame fat fuck

fat french teacher who hates bananas yet is willing to lick nutella off of the guch of one of her 8th grade students. enjoys arizona speed bumps yet when the car hits her, she sends it off of a cliff, then jacks off her shemale cock over the cliff and hits her former blind lover

Mrs. Mininger (fat ass) from McCord Jr. High in Sylvania, Ohio, known by her students as madame fat fuck

by Chris Spinks May 27, 2008

Madame Tussaud Museum

Madame Tussaud's wax museum has now grown to become one of the major tourist attractions in London, and has expanded with branches in Amsterdam, Hong Kong (Victoria Peak), Las Vegas, Shanghai, Berlin, Washington D.C., New York City, and Hollywood. The current owner is Merlin Entertainments Group, a company owned by Blackstone Investment Group LP.In July 2008, Madame Tussauds' Berlin branch became embroiled in controversy when a 41-year old German man brushed past two guards and decapitated a wax figure depicting Adolf Hitler. This was believed to be an act of protest against showing the ruthless dictator alongside sports heroes, movie stars, and other historical figures. However, the statue has since been repaired and the perpetrator has admitted he attacked the statue to win a bet.The original model of Hitler, unveiled in Madame Tussauds London in April 1933 was frequently vandalised and a replacement in 1936 had to be carefully guarded.

Have you ever been to Madame Tussaud Museum?

by Scottthomasson June 17, 2010

diary of a madman

probably the best metal album in this world and any others. featuring the songs:

over the mountain
flying high again
you cant kill rock and roll
believer
little dolls
tonight
S.A.T.O.
and of course, DIARY OF A MAD MAN (wich is the best fucking song in the world next to hallowed be thy name by iron maiden. seriously i cant express how awesome this song is. and it has the best lyrics of any song ever written. the sheer genius of this song cant be compared to anything in existence.) any ways this is the best albim ever by ozzy . it is universally recognized as an icon of heavy metal. and anyone who disagrees can suck my balls.

if you font like diary of a madman then you can come suck my balls and die a slow and painful death.

by Xx_charlitos_xX March 3, 2011