Masculating

Masculating, (mass-cue-lating)

The act of strutting one's stuff online.

An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.

Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.

An online form of male masturbation.

"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..

by DjDave71 March 4, 2008

Maclaine

A really awesome guy, that has an interesting name.
Typically tall, has gray-ish eyes, and plays basketball. Has a really funny, chill, and overall loving personality. A guy that any girl would be lucky to have. Maclaines are typically very sweet, charming, hot, and the best boyfriends ever.

Girl: I'm dating Maclaine!

Girl's Best Friend: Oh my gosh, no way! You lucky duck, he's really awesome!

by Maclaine'sGirlfriend January 7, 2012

Macaulay Culkin

To call someone on the phone.

"I'll Macaulay Culkin you around 9."

by Nick 416 October 8, 2007

Mabula

The skin between the balls and butthole where klingons and ass berries meet to socialize.

I have an open sore the size of a cherry tomato on my mabula.

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

Macular degeneration

What happens when you get old and stop macking

He used to be a ladie's man until he got macular degeneration

by Single_Speed April 20, 2007

mascular

a gay male; not a gay female, a gay male

that guy is mascular

by yuhi March 4, 2011

maculent

Maculent (macul- maculate, apperance, clothing, tidiness), ent- state of being. Maculent your state of being regarding clothes, apperence, exc.

how maculent do i look in this dress?

by smithers to the motherfuckin R June 11, 2016