macho

male who cannot "lose face" in front of his mates or women. most macho men have the emotional range of a teaspoon and have enough empathy to fill the ink tube in a pen.

macho men find any contact with other males to be of "homosexual" nature, with the exception of the "manly handshake".



the very thing kurt cobain hated.

example of a conversation between a macho and non-macho person, exemplifying the amountof empathy the typical macho person has:

Non-macho person: "ohh, my leg hurts so much, i think it might be fractured or broken."

Macho person: "oh get up you fucking cat, don't be a bitch."

by nirvanakanks May 6, 2005

MacBook Pro

Apple Computer's line of professional grade notebook computers that contain Intel x86 hardware, as opposed to IBM or Motorola PowerPC hardware. The MacBook Pro line was launched January 10th, 2006, claiming to be 4 to 5 times as fast as the (Now Legacy) PowerPC line of professional notebooks known as Powerbooks.

Steve: You going to order a MacBook Pro?
James: Hell no! POWERPC RULES!
Steve: I hear you can put Linux and Windows on it too.
James: INTEL RULES!

by vaxt April 9, 2006

Macbook Air

the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.

"Hey, Jim, did you see my new Macbook Air?" "No." "Neither did I."

by PBM19 January 17, 2008

Macho Paradigm

The Macho Paradigm© is the overall system of conditioning of masculine or male dominated culture, esp. here in the U.S. This is the system by which parents and society raise children, primarily boys by emphasizing macho stereotypes, expectations, behaviors, standards of emotional repression through the shaming of boys in particular that if they don't live up to these standards they are considered weak and inadequate. This is often done by a comparison to and , the condescension of femininity/female stereotypical behavior such as emotional, gentle, sensitive as the epitome of weakness. Anyone can be negatively affected by The Macho Paradigm© but most of all males are harmed by it's constant pressure it puts on them to live up to a stereotype of what a man is even if it causes pain on him or those around him. Things like chauvinism and misogyny as well as peer pressure could theoretically be traced back to The Macho Paradigm© as a root source of that programming that causes people to not only repress themselves to appear tough and cool but then to shame others into the same macho conformity. ©2014/DM

Examples of Peer Pressure Quips in the Macho Paradigm©:
'Man-Up' . 'Don't be a pussy' . 'He hits/throws like a girl'

Noun-The Macho Paradigm is the system we live in at the root of everything.

'The Macho Paradigm is one of the main causes in culture that drives men to put each other down when they are not tough or macho enough and sometimes even bully them'.

'Many boys feel like they can never measure up living in a culture influenced by The Macho Paradigm©'.

by Damiana00 January 29, 2019

MacBook Air

A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope

Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?

by applealex October 6, 2009

Macho Mug

A drinking game where you fill a large glass with several beers and pass it around to several people in a circle while singing the macho mug song. The song goes like this and is sung to the tune of Macho Macho Man:

Macho Macho Mug, <Name> is drinking the macho mug.

This is continually sung until the entire glass is passed around and consumed.

Man I was hammered last night after playing macho mug.

by whiteyh December 9, 2008

Tom MacDonald

A giant waste of oxygen. Not even in the conversation of good hip hop.

Have you heard Tom MacDonalds new song? Shits ass

by Balllickerbrown May 23, 2022