Ex Machina

A movie where the characters (especially the protagonist) repeatedly does things that are either impossible or highly improbable, usually in an action movie.

(Sees Tomb Raider 2018 trailer where Laura Croft does some stupidly impossible stunt)

Friend: Wow, I guess they're making Tomb Raider Ex Machina

by cowthe2000 March 10, 2018

Wayback Machine

A time machine.

"Dave, don't mess with a man with a Wayback Machine. I can make it so you were never born."

-Jimmy James

by Neeptide August 5, 2010

The machine that goes ping

In Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, the machine that goes "ping" is a device that doctors use to determine that the baby they're delivering is alive.

It is also the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.

"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

by RepelHistory September 26, 2005

machine gun flatulence

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.

I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Fog-machine

When you put your vape pen inside yo girl's pussy, take a hit of it and blow it into her ass, then she slowly opens and closes her asshole; slowly releasing the smoke, like a fog machine.

Dude, last night I totally fog-machine'd Natalie at the Halloween party!

by Joseph spence November 15, 2016

Answering Machine

An object for recording messages to the person you call when they are not home.

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

by Rederickfay October 26, 2004

mackin hoes

the process of pimping; to pimp.

bitch i be mackin hoes!

by the_green_tamborine June 22, 2008