linkedin'r

The act of creeping someone on LinkedIn to see if they're smokin hot.

R. Westbrook " duuude, bro, did you see that girl that came in for the interview this AM?!?! She was a smokeshow.
Marc A. Charlebois " damn, I missed her. I guess I'll just LinkedIn'r to scope her out!

by Mad_signtist October 25, 2023

Steve Lucked

when you buy something then find someone else that is willing to pay you A LOT more that what you paid.

I just STEVE LUCKED this house I'm living in, going to go buy another house and a new Ferrari 812.

by JobLIngo February 27, 2023

lunker

A turd left in bed by a non-resident after a one night stand.

She woke up and found a lunker where that drunk guy was just hours previous.

by Rycona January 26, 2009

lunted

The act of being so drunk that the ability to walk becomes impaired and/or the ability to talk becomes mindless gibberish

Wow look at that guy, hes well lunted.

Or

I was well lunted last night

by Scott Stella Sands September 30, 2007

Luked

The act of traveling from the middle of nowhere to a cool city and drinking to excess, spending a lot of money, eating 5lbs of Mexican food, passing out at your friends apartment, waking up the next day and dispensing digested Mexican food and stench through out your friends apartment.

' I am gonna get so Luked tonight! '

by Lukesbff May 16, 2009

lanked

The feeling which occurs after one has stayed up past his sleep cycle such that the body has abandoned its "go to sleep" feeling and has shifted into a light buzz.

It is comparable to the lingering buzz that remains in the morning after a night of drinking, because the body is rather awake yet clearly not fully sober.

KATE: John, go to bed. Aren't you sleepy? You were dozing off at your desk a few hours ago.

JOHN: Yeah, but the sleepy part of my cycle is over. It's back into awake mode, so I'm lanked now.

by PaleBlueYacht March 7, 2011

Lunkerhead

A fishing enthusiast who is addicted to chasing a large fish. You will recognize this fisherman if he often heard says the words "just one more cast", during his daily fishing fix but his friends and family knows that means 32 more cast because the LunkerHead is addicted to always finding a Lunker bigger than his buddies.

Nikki calls Rick a Lunkerhead when he spends all of his free time fishing

by Lunker Head February 15, 2019