Kennedy Launchpad

When a man masterbates, and just before ejaculation
goes into a girls nose with the tip of his penis
and skeets. This is called a Kennedy Launchpad because of the penis being like a "red rocket" and then ejacualtion aka "liftoff"

I was masterbating at stacys. so i surprised her by giving her a Kennedy Launchpad instead of a creampie

by JohWaheed August 6, 2006

Launch Fest

Another name of a throw-off in a track meet used by many professionals to make the sport of throwing huge balls around sound cooler.

Hey John, you going to the Launch Fest?

No I'm going to watch the 400 meter dash

by CrescentSpringGangster April 17, 2011

Launchin' Logs

To defecate violently.

Karla: What happend in there? It sounded like a bazooka!

Luca: Oh you know... Just launchin' logs.

by treadstone28 February 4, 2018

launch the rocket with one engine

When a man with one testicle is able to ejaculate.

This is the first time after my orchiectomy that I was able to launch the rocket with one engine.

by Mattcguy June 16, 2023

angry launch

In round-based multiplayer games, an angry launch is when the host immediatly launches the next session after the last one ends, because he is angry that he has lost.

Grrrr! angry launch!!!

by FragerZ January 11, 2008

lemonade launcher

(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.

The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'

Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.

by Rob Porter March 12, 2009

log launcher

Anus

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.

by Hidge Quincel January 16, 2018