An eponym: the SI unit for measuring penis (1 Logan= pi inches of penis). The original Logan was a member of the Harvard Glee Club sometime in the mid-90s.
The average erect male penis measures 2 Logans in length and 1/2 Logan in diameter.
I am soft-packing for that coveted 3-Logan look.
I am soft-packing for that coveted 3-Logan look.
by tiler222 May 12, 2006
A large white mammal built like a brick-shit-house can also be called a Grock or Grot. It is found mainly in the UK around Manchester, where it roams the streets (approach with extreme caution and be equipped with tranquilizers).
by Jace *True Brit* February 18, 2006
Person A: "Is he even allowed to be here?"
Person B: "who?"
Person A: "The 12 year old."
Person B: "Nah, that's just a Logan."
Person B: "who?"
Person A: "The 12 year old."
Person B: "Nah, that's just a Logan."
by sweatpatch February 03, 2010
a logan probably smells like freshly picked ass. he almost all the time looks like a step dad. no one can decide on whether he looks 12 or 43. he can be nice only some of the time but most of the time he is a full time dipshit. also if your logan only ever plays video games he is most definitely gonna have scoliosis. logans also never show emotion.. rip.
logans also love being called "logi" or "logbear" or "lolo" or "wogan" or "booger"
good luck!!
*cries*
good luck!!
*cries*
by Balkwesha4life September 18, 2019
A giant Decepticon with praying mantis powers, causing him to be dubbed "Predacon". He is adept at sending immense amounts of spam at one time.
by Mwargh February 03, 2010
Logan's are typically nice to people, they try there best to leave a good impression on you, but kinda spam undertale memes. At least Logan's try their best and are nice, smart and generous to those around them as long as you don't get on their bad side. Logan's aren't always good though and Bad Logan's always decide to go for Good Geals when it comes to romance, typically placing their bed, next to theirs. Logan's also like Eggs and bread and always say them out of context followed up with a 👍.
Logan: Egg 👍
Another Logan: Bread 👍
Every Logan: 👍
That one Logan I know: is that a geal 😩😩👍👍 Si Papi 🥵🥵🥵
Another Logan: Bread 👍
Every Logan: 👍
That one Logan I know: is that a geal 😩😩👍👍 Si Papi 🥵🥵🥵
by Lifeisok_ December 20, 2021
- cranium larger then schlong
(never mind apparently?)
- recently discovered hygiene
- most definitely has a secret scrotum piercing
- smells nice
(never mind apparently?)
- recently discovered hygiene
- most definitely has a secret scrotum piercing
- smells nice
by 69’ING IS MY FAVORITE HOBBY April 02, 2023