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glaze the lantern

An activity in which mostly gay men participate, in which a man busts a nutt on another mans penis.
“Hey fellow homosexual. Do you want to come to my place and glaze the lantern?’

Hell yeah! I love nutting on other dudes cocks.”
by notagay_420 December 4, 2018
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sack-o-lantern

A sack-o-lantern is when you place your ballsack on someones head and shine a flashlight through them.
Shut up or I'll sack-o-lantern you!
by Necroscope March 30, 2005
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Ninja loan

A Ninja Loan is a type of subprime loan. It was described as No Income, No Job, (and) no Assets loan because only things applicant had to show was his/her credit rating.

The phrase was coined by HCL Finance as a name for one of their finance products. They were especially prominent during the United States housing bubble of the 2000s but have gained wider notoriety due to the subprime mortgage crisis in July/August 2007 as a prime example of poor lending practices2. The term grew in usage during the 2008 financial crisis as the sub prime mortgage crisis was blamed on such loans. It works on two levels - as an acronym; and allusion to the fact that ninja loans are often defaulted on, with the borrower disappearing like a ninja.
Business dude 1: "Hey did you hear? Mike borrowed 50 grands then took off for Columbia!"
Business dude 2: "Haha, I expected that; he sure pulled off a nice ninja loan!"
by Leingod March 24, 2010
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Crap-o-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.
Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.
by Dasch March 12, 2009
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Black-o-Lantern

African-American men who have all-gold fronts on their teeth. causing them to resemble a jack-o-lantern.
"Kimbo Slice looks like a black-o-lantern when he smiles."
by Old School Bombs November 8, 2009
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Whack-o-lantern

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into
This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018
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canadian cock loan

When you are doing a girl doggy style while a very close friend of yours is hiding in the closet. You pull out and have your close friend take over. You run outside quietly, and wave to the girl from the window.
My buddy and I pulled a canadian cock loan on my girlfriend last night.
by sheepszies December 31, 2008
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