Loafed

Someone releasing a fat shit in your mouth while you are asleep.

Guy:1 Holy shit dude someone Loafed in your mouth!
Guy:2 *Mouth full of shit gurgle squish noises*

by BigCoke January 26, 2020

Loaded Gun

when the balls are full/load and are ready to ejaculate

Boy 1 : oh man,my balls hurts
Boy 2 : just go to the bathroom and do what you should do with that loaded gun

by RavenHope August 15, 2015

loafed

a state of ultimate laziness forcing you to waste the day away by doing nothing...at all.

I'm so loafed today, I only left my couch twice, once to get a snack and twice to shit.

by minminns November 19, 2006

loaded phrase

a seemingly innocent phrase or sentence that has a sexual double entendre

bob: do you like hard pretzels or soft pretzels better?
sarah: i like 'em hard
bob: i bet you do...

joe: i like the way the loaded phrases roll off your tongue
bob: your tongue must be very skilled...

by G.G. July 11, 2007

loaded up

A man's rear end filled with seminal fluid after gay sex.

I just got loaded up. Do you want to cum add yours to my hole?

by BigHotChuck September 4, 2017

loaded

extremely filthy rich...

Look at that fly white boy rollin in dat Hummer...Those rims be da bomb sauce, he must be loaded yo.

by SammyBoySwenda August 29, 2004

locked and loaded

A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.

I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019