by fuad ramses January 30, 2004
Get the hollywood loaf mug.When something takes an insanely long time to do something or just pushes it off or procrastinates until they have to do it.
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A coworker that always seeks out the easiest task. They will pawn off jobs on fellow coworkers if they see an easier task to do. If they cannot get out of doing a hard job, they will be in the shitter or hiding somewhere on site and remain ghosts until the hard work is done.
by TwiztedSnowman July 29, 2019
Get the loadanchor mug.To take a dump, orpinch a loaf in a plastic bag, place in a microwave and set cook time to indefinite. Common prank in college dormitories.
by Moses the Man August 31, 2008
Get the burnt loaf mug.A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010
Get the Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! mug.Massive accumulation of lint in a clothes dryer screen that can be peeled off in one huge slab, usually 1/4 inch thick or more.
You did HOW many loads before cleaning the trap?? That's the biggest fucking lint loaf I've ever seen!
by lordjupiter May 27, 2005
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