no lmao

When you're name is Bryan Lemus and you ask out a girl and she says "no lmao" aka she doesn't like you dawg, you are fucked.

Juan "Would you ever wife up Bryan Lemus?"
Dulce "no lmao"

by FranklinPham February 14, 2018

LaPorte

The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.

I live in LaPorte and really want to move away

by Amy L McG October 18, 2008

LaPorta

The word LaPorta is the definition of perfection. The ability to do everything the correct way or even above perfection.

Daniel's cooking makes my body feel things i have never felt befor, its so LaPorta.

by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008

LMAOBS

Laughing my ass off but serious

I broke up wit his ass ovah a txt lmaobs, damn bitch you bogus.

by Lady Jizzy JK March 22, 2011

Lamposted

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

by Kubadude September 5, 2016

LMAO

Lettuce mayonnaise and onions.

Commonly used while ordering food.

McDonald's worker: can I take your order

Jeremy: double cheeze burger with LMAO

McDonald's worker: whats funny

by Bebby_b July 21, 2019

lmao i built that onion farm

i built that onion farm and nobody will credit me

lmao i built that onion farm for the guy who gave the other guy who gave some chicks son an onion so if you need an onion farm built hmu

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019