Jew Lightning

The act of burning down one's property to collect the insurance policy.
"The Johnson's place burned to the ground in less than an hour."
"That was some serious Jew Lightning if you ask me"
by Jew Lightning August 25, 2007
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Ride the Lightning

Release in 1984 by Metallica, is the greatest album of all time.
Ride the Lightning is too good.
by Nu September 25, 2003
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mountain lightning

An off brand mountain dew. Made by Sam's Choice, which is usually found at walmart. Priced at $1.97 for a 12 pack.
Hey, that mountain lightning is cheap. Let's get it!
by ugarmyxskillet July 05, 2005
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Dutch Lightning

The carefully planned act of deceptive arson of one's own personal property to bring about an insurance claim.
Joe: 'Dan, Johann's old dilapidated house burned down last night. He always wanted to build a new house.'

Dan: 'It must have been struck by Dutch Lightning then.'
by niner1 January 16, 2010
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Ride the Lightning

Awesome album by Metallica. Features great songs like Creeping Death, For Whom the Bell Tolls, the title track, and more. Awesome stuff from Metallica with more goodness to follow...also the name of some stupid indie rock's album that no one cares about that they used to get attention just because they're a bunch of thieving whores.
Ride the Lightning is a terrific album.
by Bashe January 01, 2006
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Lightning Crotch

When your Vaginal area hurts so bad it feels like someone used it for batting practice.

Most common in pregnant women due to the baby's position (i.e. against nerves or pressing against the vagina).
"Ugh, Becky, I have Lightning Crotch so bad!"
"Well, that's what happens in your third trimester."
by FallenStarr September 21, 2011
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Lightning rod

While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.
I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.
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