lifetime lesbian

A lesbian who has never had sex with a male.

Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.

by Brosiecoolio July 24, 2017

Lifetimer

When the sex is so good they remember you for the rest their life.

She took of my pants and then she was a lifetimer.

by C0urtmick January 27, 2022

Lifetime Achievement Award

When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.

Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.

Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?

Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.

Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.

Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.

by Mike109999 May 3, 2022

A lifetime with Rachel Jones

An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.

DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!

by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025