eating lemons 

Hockey slang for when a player can't score in a shoot out

"I get the feeling I'm gonna get good at eating lemons this season."
-"What's your record so far?"
"2 for 14...."
-"Yupp, enjoy those lemons!"

eating lemons by Dangler19 October 6, 2013

When life gives you lemons

Make him/her your citrus friend! :D

Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!

Boy: What?

When life gives you lemons by a random potato January 28, 2020

cutting lemons

A special sex act in which a male generally pleases a woman; may end up in the tasting lemons in some cases. (this is a working definition as people have different techniques for preforming both the tasting and the cutting)

A man often enjoys cutting lemons, especially when the woman responds or returns the favor.

cutting lemons by J.Bosco November 11, 2008

Pearl Lemons 

When you let your dog out of the house for 15 minutes, and in that 15 minute window it gets gang banged by every dog in the neighborhood. And it likes every second of it.

"How's your dog doing?

-Well I let her out of the house the other day and she turned into a Pearl Lemons. Now she's gonna have a litter of puppies"

Pearl Lemons by butt in the hole May 26, 2009

sweet lemons 

on the popular television show running fo over two weeks ''The Family'' was nominated for two emmys. The crazy uncle Anthony Lemons favorite catch phrase often interjected randomly in conversation.

alex:she was a great...vase.

Paul: yah always sittin there now doin much

Anthony:oh no my wife my beautiful wife oh sweet lemons why!

sweet lemons by lemons101 September 12, 2010

Tossin' Lemons 

1. The act of chilling, hanging out, doing nothing worth while and/or doing nothing at all.
2. The act of socializing within a close peer group in a chill and low-key fashion.

Yesterday I was tossin' lemons with my bros after a hard day shreddin' threads on the lacrosse field.

Tossin' Lemons by lordofthelemons240 February 22, 2011

sour lemons

When a girl eats sour skittles before giving a male a bj

Boy1: my girlfriend gave me some sour lemons last nigh
Boy2: eww isnt that supposed to hurt your wankie

sour lemons by Zenigga September 24, 2016