Lahori Ahmadi

A Muslim belonging to the subsect of the Ahmadiyya Movement called the Lahore Ahmadiyya Community which was started due to theological differences on calling other Muslims infidels, whether prophets can come, and on the status of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad. Lahoris believe anyone who says they are a Muslim is a Muslim, Lahoris believe no more prophets can come after Muhammad, Lahoris believe Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was not a prophet but a Muslim Saint

Hey Nabeel, who is that really cool type of Ahmadi?
Well, hes a Lahori Ahmadi, even better !

by Arfeeni April 20, 2021

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

by Verostoria January 21, 2022

Pierre Laporte Middle School

A shithole school. lotta hoes.

Pierre Laporte Middle School is Stupid with the dress code and shit

by Atreyu_6ix April 12, 2019

Logan Lamoria

Brother of Luke Lamoria. He is a genius who attends HFK and is also a Fortnite god!! He is even a professional dancer! But do NOT call him Landon or he will get mad and cry!!!!(peanut butter)

Luke: Peter I just got my first Victory Royale!
Peter: Shut up Luke you were carried by Logan Lamoria!
Logan: Peanut Butter!!!!!!!!!!

by LoganLamoriaFan September 26, 2019

lahore

Lahore is one of the cxiting city of Pakistan which is situated in Punjab Province.. The land of brave hearts full of glory an history and famouse for hospitality

"You Haven't Lived Until You Have Visited Lahore"
"Lahore is the city which never sleeps"
"The city of food and lights"

by Darkness of Lahore October 10, 2007

Lazorka

A noun which is equivalent to the frequently used word "beast." it is used to describe someone who has unexplicable talents beyond human recognition and should be worshiped by all.

Dude, that kid is totally a Lazorka.

by merkmmmmmm February 23, 2011

Labor-Tooth Tiger

The Labor-Tooth Tiger toils around the clock, and will often times go without eating, sleeping or socialization until the task is completed. Common characteristics of the Labor Tooth Tiger include dry-wall dust in the hair, paint-splattered t-shirts and grass-stained tennis shoes. The Labor-tooth can most often be found in their natural habitat of Lowe's or Home Depot, but are sometimes spotted in smaller hardware stores and specialty shops, depending upon the task at hand.

The Labor-Tooth prides itself on a job well done and will routinely "overkill" a project to ensure that every "worst case scenario" is addressed. Therefore, a project that is originally estimated to take five days, frequently results in a month or more of household disruption. This "overkill instinct" can sometimes lead to restlessness and conflict between the Labor tooth and the significant others in his life. However, the Labor-Tooth will always win any conflict situation dealing with home repair projects, as he holds all the power tools firmly in his grasp.

Older Labor-Tooth Tigers are usually easier to find in the wild because of the loud groaning noises they make upon rising to a standing position. Additionally, the older Tigers' stripes have faded to a gray color and their reflexes are slightly slower than their younger counterparts.

Labor Tooth Tigers are extremely handy to have around, especially when a toilet overflows, or a hole needs to be patched in a wall. Nearly extinct, the Labor Tooth cautiously guards their homestead and runs off all "for hire laborers."

"Hey where's Dave?"

"Oh he's at the hardware store again."

"He's such a Labor-Tooth Tiger..."

by elac September 21, 2009