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Pocket Launch 

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.
When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.
Pocket Launch by Ritondy August 2, 2010

failure to launch 

when a relationship stalls in the initial stages and you somehow end up being friends instead
me and natalya failed to launch...there just wasn't enough chemistry...you could say we had "failure to launch" because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.

Rocket Launch 

When a ginger gets an erection. Mimicking the fiery awesomeness of a rocket taking off.
After many attempts Joe had a successful rocket launch.
Rocket Launch by Rein UDK September 8, 2010

Nuclear launch codes

These codes will be used to launch a rocket that destroys pretty much anything
ask the president of your country if he has some
Guy: Hey can i have the nuclear launch codes?
President: yeah sure here they are: 69420
Guy: Thanks
Nuclear launch codes by SYT3 October 31, 2020

dildo launch 

when the dildo is inside the woman and is launched out by a queif
wow that dildo launch went far
dildo launch by nigga shit July 13, 2006

flaming ass launch 

A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.
My flaming ass launch just broke the neighbor's window!