Lapri

The name of a young girl usually in her pre-teens or teens; is a very smart and loving person. She may seem shy at first but very outgoing and sweet. She is very trustworthy and loyal to her friends, family, and boyfriends. Dudes if you have a Lapri as a girlfriend never let her go, because she will always be with you to the end and always make you smile. A heart of gold that's hard to be won over, but once you do, there will never be a love so devoted and fierce. She will cheer you up if you are down and do anything for her friends. If you get lucky enough to have her as a friend, you'll never regret it. A friend like no other, selfless and caring, even if feeling broken herself. Truly loving because she knows how it feels to be without it. She is the sweetest girl, undeniably romantic and innocent, a passionate lover. every kiss will lead you further into her grasp. although she may feel unconfident, she is a professional in every way. Many will misjudge Lapri, but only those who take the time to get to know her will be rewarded with her friendship. but be warned-- once she has hold of you, you will never want to be with anyone else for she is perfect.

she's a Lapri, you better get used to it.

by fuzzysocks4life January 16, 2018

Laoise

Laoise is a girl that’s very funny but her best friend is great to (her name is Jessica) they are the best ❤️

Will you be the Aladdin to my jasmine? -Jessica says to laoise cutely-

by Smelly belly May 28, 2020

laporte texas

Nothing but pill head hoes and nasty hating ass niggas.

Laporte Texas sucks

by Jizzzer February 15, 2017

Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls

damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping

by ohasif123 November 5, 2008

Laporte High School

Laporte Highschool is a school in Laporte, Indiana, you probably would never have guessed that. it is also the place where you will find trashy kids. You walk through the halls, and all you see is: trailor trash, sluts (most common), hicks, and the kids that think they are cool because their parents have money. The other most common student you will find here are the wanna be gangsters. They are the ones that you can spot a mile away because they woddle like penguins in order to keep their pants at their knees, (god forbid their pants be at their waists). LaPorte High School is also full of rude teachers, and the teachers that dont ever make their students touch a book. Overall, Laporte High School is a horrible place and you should never send your kids there if you want them to have a chance to develop into half way decent adults.

Did you go to LaPorte High School?

Ya Dawg, I made to my sophmore year! I iz smart fo sho!

by Cinnamon Glotz January 4, 2012

lapiz

noun - Emotion or reaction to something lacking in humor. Generally acceptable use would be following a story or supposedly humorous comment after which the listener would fashion a straight, non-smiling face usually, but not exclusively, utilizing the forearm to create the straight face. Instances lacking in any humor whatsoever may be exaggerated with an extended lapiz during which the listener may use any straight object in proximity to form the lips. Should the unhumorous comment be in print, reader may respond with emoticon :|, often crushing the spirit of the offending party.

A lapiz may be vetoed on occasion, but a quick and simple rebuttal must be provided. Nerves have been shattered when gratuitous lapices are manifested. There are only a handful of individuals who truly understand how to properly give and take a lapiz.

The most notorious lapiz ever fashioned ocurred in Rosemont, Pennsylvania August 2003 following a late-night binge at a local public house. At approximately 2am, in a not uncommon reaction to one of Jay's anecdotes, Geoff proceeded to form the longest lapiz on record by placing his face on or near one rail of a Septa commuter train line. Trust me, you had to be there. Don't even try to bust out a lapiz on me right now, you totally had to be there.

Origin - 10% Spain, 20% California, 20% Pennsylvania, 50% Colorado. Originally called "pencil-lips" it quickly evolved into the Cuba-inspired "lapiz-lips" eventually truncated to "lapiz."

Plural - lapices. To be honest, this posting was the first time in history lapiz had to be described in plural form, so it is doubtful that anyone will ever need this information.

:|

Proper times to use lapiz:
Most female comedians..... :|
Opie and Anthony..... :|
Jay Leno..... :|
Recent Adam Sandler and/or Jim Carrey movies..... :|
SNL 1997-2005..... :|
Episodes of "The Simpsons" where Lisa is the main character and she gets all up on her soapbox and starts bitching about slurry or the price of saxamaphone reeds..... :|
All other emoticons..... :|

by Senor Lapiz November 5, 2007

Lapping

Driving round and round town late at night. Typically done by twenty-something year old males as a social activity. May or may not speed, do drugs, or burn excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Guy 1: Wanna come lapping bro?
Guy 2: Nah, I’ve got a hot date tonight

by Browniehatch November 8, 2018