Lag

One who lacks the competence to live from day-to-day!

Stefan is a lag. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up.

by MattQuin November 5, 2007

LAG

Loose aggressive player in poker. They play many hands and will bet and raise consistently.

This LAG sitting to my right is pissing me off. He raises my big blind every time.

by snelgrave June 24, 2007

Lag

Someone who has such a large penis, he lags behind when running or other activities

1.That guy is such a lag when he runs!

by JEY11 November 2, 2009

Lag

An acronym for "laying a gay."

Painful: Fury, what are you doing?! Do you even know how to larp??

Fury: Lag

Painful: o0o0lAlA

by painful's mom July 7, 2009

lagging

A state where you have feelings that havent left you, even when the situation has passed.

I broke up with my girlfriend.... but i still have feelings lagging behind me...

by Zenneth Dyack February 7, 2005

LAG

1) Laughter and giggles

2) Laughing and giggling

For those sick of "lol" and/or "lmao"

1) Person 1: His hands were so small he had to write your number on both of his hands.

Person 2: HAHAHA lag.

2) Person 1: Tickle his belly button with your pinky in a playful manner, not a seductive manner.

Person 2: LAG like crazy.

by Jackie from CCHS Bears July 30, 2008

lagged it

(V.) Took forever.

After work I was tryna get it in with my hyna, but I lagged it and she fell asleep.

by Nastyasscollardgreens June 23, 2014