Kosher

A brand of pickles that has commonly been mistaken for a religion.

Wow...these Kosher pickles must have the highest point of connection to G-d.

by KosherBob January 4, 2021

Kosher Meats

Defined in DEUTERONOMY 14:3-21.

Orthodox Jews and Yahwists abstain from eating pork, lobster, shrimp, crab, clams, oyters and catfish as they are not kosher meats.

Beef, chicken, turkey, lamb and most fish are considered kosher.

by Mosheh N. EliYahu May 17, 2009

kosher

1) See "tight"
2) To be worthy of acceptance
3) good

1) That party was kosher
2) That new guy is pretty kosher
3) It's all kosher

by adizzle March 9, 2004

kosher halal

its all good. Everything is fine and OK, or even better than OK.

its all kosher halal

by BobbyBlackManSchtein March 1, 2007

kushermangenitous

The esoteric description of food as being particularly buoyant.

Handsome Person 1: Hey have you ever noticed how kushermangenitous the food at Jack in the Box is?
Handsome Person 2: No
Handsome Person 1: Yeah me neither
Handsome Person 2: You said genit
Handsome Person 1: I sure did

by Makerupper April 21, 2011

kushermans

Anybody that smokes up a lot or always has some kush on them at any point.

Guy 1: Yo u know Justin
Guy 2: ye he's kushermans

by Yung_ogkushgod May 25, 2017

Kosher Touch

A kosher touch is when one person touches another in an area that would be considered clean and has no inappropriate implications.

A gentle caress of the inner thigh is NOT a kosher touch.

by BigBallaTG February 19, 2017