kissed the curb

when you graze a curb with your car, usually done while trying to eek into a parallel parking spot

shit yeah i got it in that spot, but i kissed the curb doing it.

by GTIStef May 24, 2011

I Kissed A Girl

WORST. SONG. EVER.
If you for some reason like this song; you suck miserably and should probably consider listening to real music.
If you've got a brain and you think it shouldn't be in existance; I'd bow down to you if I could.
If you've never heard it; KEEP IT THAT WAY, IT'S FOR THE BEST.
By the way, if you don't agree CHILL OUT. No need to go all spazzy just cause I think this song is shit.
:) Oh and another thing, THIS SONG DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD FUCKING BEAT. There's NOTHING to it! God damn.

Katy Perry fan (somehow she has those): LIKE OMG THE SONG I KISSED A GIRL IS LIKE THEEE BESTEST SONG EVERRR!
Non Katty Perry fan (the smart one): It SUCKS.
Katy Perry fan (ew): NUHH IT'S SO GOOD.
Non Katy Perry fan: Why do you like it?
Katy Perry fan (ew) Uuhhh, cause it's catchy.. and has a.. a good, uh, beat. Yea! A good beat.
-Silence-
Non Katy Perry fan: ... *STAB*

by LAAAA. October 15, 2008

Never-been-kissed-hoe

A never-been-kissed hoe refers to a slut who's so incredibly ugly that all the men she's been with have never made out with her or kissed her in foreplay, or during sex. Can also be called NBKH for short. A never-been-kissed hoe is pretty much someone who offers sex whenever; she's always on the guy's time, but she's impossible to look at so the men she's with probably won't even get into certain positions with her so they don't have to look at her face. A never-been-kissed-hoe mostly gets it from the back, anal, or oral. (Giving, and maybe receiving) The lights are always off with a never-been-kissed-hoe. And NBKHs are always easy and insecure so they'll go along with being used for sex, not even completely good sex you brag about, but just sex when no one else is around and you're really horny.

Glenda: I can't believe Paul is still cheating on his girlfriend who's out of town for that ugly, tramp, Joss.

Brenda: I know! He must be desperate for some p*ssy, because his girlfriend is gorgeous!

Glenda: Ew! You know, I can't even imagine having foreplay with that horse-looking b*tch, let alone sex.

Brenda: Well, I don't think he kisses her or anything, I think he's just in and out and doesn't even look her in the eye; he has no feelings for her!

Glenda: Why is she so insecure and easy? She's such a NBKH.

Brenda: A what?

Glenda: A never-been-kissed-hoe.

Brenda: I can see that. Definately.

by PrincessR December 5, 2009

kissed by james charles

Once you're kissed by James Charles, you have to undo the curse by turning whatever that thumbs up thing is to blue

"You've been kissed by James Charles

Like to undo

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by Shitfaced Shistar August 6, 2019

kissed and dismissed

when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played

so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.

by Ghetto_Genius March 13, 2015

Sun Kissed Pineapple

An incestual pineapple

my brother is a Sun Kissed Pineapple

by FlamingDuck April 19, 2021

kissed the apex

see Flawless Victory.

S: Going for a dump, back in 10.
M: K.
(some time passes)
S: (Shouts from the loo) Yes, kissed the apex!
M: Good man!

by properturnip June 3, 2009