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Kettle-cook ya bum

Being so mad at someone when you see them you want to pick them up and throw them on top of a kettle top.
Man this bitch be trippin, I'm bout to kettle-cook ya bum when she walk in.
by Brookegivsrimjobs2kitty June 27, 2016
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krentin

A man of outstanding talent and stamina, has a huge penis and the chicks know it.
Friend 1: That guy is such a ladies man.
Friend 2: He is such a krentin
by Elevendran April 4, 2019
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kettenkrad

Undeniably one of the best vehicles of WW2, not only is it small, but it can carry 3 people, has a top speed of 70kph and is tracked. Honestly this thing is lit.
Hey, you seen that kettenkrad? If only an original didn't cost upwards of €135,000, I'd have bought one already
by Aoctavio April 22, 2020
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Kettering High School

A ghetto waterford high school in which you get your exercise whilst walking a mile to the nearest open bathrooms. Lots of emo people and furries. they definitely call each other kitten. Weekly toilet leaks and daily vape trips to the bathroom.
omg what school do you go to?

kettering high school
by bihjennatolls October 14, 2021
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car kettle

Slang term for a male who is of homosexual orientation. Its origins lie somewhere in the darkest regions of deepest Norfolk. Follows the same etymology as arse twister
"That twat's a right car kettle"
by ben kippin July 1, 2004
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Aspen Tea Kettle

Standing in downward facing dog and farting a mountain of cocaine into someones face.
Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.
by Katwaxer April 19, 2013
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kettling

is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one's clackervalve in such circumstances would rattle urgently, and possibly emit a high-pitched whistle to boot."
At the G20 summit, the newsreader said that the Police had been "kettling" which accurately reflects the agitated state of the officers in the protest, so I am not surprised they were clubbing people to death left right and centre.
by bromp July 24, 2009
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